Amalfi Coast or the Most Awful Road in My Life

 
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Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. Our topic today is the Amalfi Coast of Italy. My God, who doesn’t know the beautiful Amalfi Coast? Excuse me, sir… What? You don’t know? Well, if you will ask His Majesty Google to show you the Amalfi Coast you will see several million beautiful pictures showing levels of multi-colored small houses, cottages, palaces, and churches, among picturesque rocks rising out of the sea—rocks covered with lemon trees (this is the region of the famous liqueur, Limoncello). And sun, sun, and sun, always and everywhere.

This is the Mediterranean Sea, and this is Italy. Small cities of the Amalfi Coast remind me of a handful of colored toys that God took and threw into the mountains. It worked well.

However, you will notice one strange thing: almost every picture is taken either from a helicopter or a yacht; that is, from the sea. What did you say, madam? You have noticed it too and want to visit this nice coast? I understand. My wife felt the same: she saw, wanted, and we started our journey. However, we did not take the yacht, and have not used our helicopter (joking). We rented a small car.

Dear Lord, thank You very much for Your kindness. You are so wise and farsighted. Thank You for sending us a SMALL car. Thank You, thank You…

What did you say, sir? Oh, yes, forgive me this small prayer, but it is a very important moment. You will understand later.

After visiting a very hidden, mystical, and nice place, Grotte dell Angelo (The Angel’s Cave), near Petrosa, Irina said that we are just a step away from her dream, the town of Amalfi on the famous Amalfi Coast. No problem, we and our small Fiat Punto said. Punto knew what was waiting for him on this route; it is an Italian car. But I didn’t know.

The road of the Amalfi Coast. Italy.

Image 50 kilometers of narrow road serpentining along the rocks that rise almost vertically from the sea. This road follows every turn of these mountains, and there is not one tunnel or bridge. The road is carved into the rocks, so that two millimeters from your right rearview mirror you see enormous stone boulders and think, “Can I preserve my mirror today?”

My Lord, thank You that You have not sent a big, long, comfortable, splendid Mercedes to us, but gave us…

Yes, yes, excuse me, sir.

The road to Amalfi is two-lane. We all drive one behind the other at the same speed, trying not to damage nature – big rocks on the right – by our rearview mirrors. You can’t overtake anyone because a corresponding line of cars moves from the opposite direction in their lane. They fear damaging a road fence with their right rearview mirrors, so they try to move a little closer to the center median, that is, to your left side. Needless to say that only a couple of millimeters separate us.

There are big tourist buses here too. Oh, my Lord. Next sharp turn to the right, everybody stops. The bus ahead is not able to pass another one. It hits reverse, and behind it, all fifty idiots who have dared to go to Amalfi by car, do the same. Do you think this situation took place only once? No. By the way, this was in April, in “the off season.” They say there are many more people here in peak season! Is it possible? Do you really think that all THIS can be called “a few people?”

Have you ever driven inside a henhouse? No? After that road to Amalfi I can say earnestly, “Yes, I have.” When you drive on this winding, narrow, car-filled road, hemmed in by vertical rocks on one side and a 350-meter bluff on the other, something is continuously going on in front of your car’s bumper and wheels. People, children, moms with baby carriages, tiny dogs, cats, bicyclists, naturists, and parachutists (OK, maybe not the last two) appear and disappear from your way.

Excuse me, madam, what did you say? Why they don’t use the sidewalk? That’s a very good question. The answer is not bad either. There are no sidewalks there. There are only road, bluff, and rocks.

What? How about the food there? In Italy?! Oh, sir, are you serious? In Italy, even if you find a restaurant in a crater of a volcano preparing to explode, you will get wonderful pizza, pasta, and wine. The same is in Amalfi.

The Amalfi Coast. Italy.

Beaches? Madam, have you pronounced the word “beaches?” This is something very sandy, yellow, wide, long, and near the sea, is not it? No. Not on the Amalfi Coast, at least. Although wait a minute. We have seen one “beach” in Amalfi style. It was about two meters wide and five meters long, and was occupied by approximately fifty people sitting on stones, large and small, near the sea. That’s supposed to be a beach. Unfortunately, this is not Bora-Bora.

What did you say, sir? Why did the aforementioned fifty idiots go to Amalfi? Here is the reason.

Amalfi Cathedral

Let’s begin with the fact that the Amalfi maritime republic (Duchy of Amalfi) is older than the Genoese or Venetian republics. It had a very big fleet and an active trade with Byzantium. There is a legend that the Amalfitans were the first to use a navigation compass. The Amalfitans’ sea maps are the oldest in the world, and they were used by all Mediterranean seafarers.

The Amalfi Cathedral. Amalfi, Italy.

The Republic of Amalfi reached its peak in the 11th century when its fleet took part in the transportation of the Crusaders to the Holy Land. But this peak didn’t last long. An awful tsunami destroyed most of Amalfi city and the seaport; they collapsed into the sea. Now, we see only a small part of the city, the part which was located in the mountains in those times.

Luckily, the main attraction of Amalfi survived. This is the Amalfi Cathedral with its very rare Arab-Norman Romanesque architectural style. The cathedral is literally squeezed between the sea, rocks, and houses. A beautiful staircase with 62 steps leads to the main entrance. Today the Amalfi Cathedral is one of the UNESCO World Heritage Sites.

Duomo di Amalfi-the pearl of the Amalfi Coast−was that very goal for Irina, and not only for her. The embankment is full of tourist buses; however, you will get the best view only from the sea.

The Amalfi Cathedral. Amalfi, Italy.

There are many people in the square in front of the cathedral (Piazza del Duomo). Why? The cathedral is dedicated to the Apostle Saint Andrew, the first of Christ’s apostles, and his relics are kept here. They were captured by the Crusaders during the Fourth Crusade, and transferred from Constantinople to Amalfi in 1206.

One interesting fact: the remnants of Saint Andrew stopped giving manna after the abduction from Constantinople. Seems, God didn’t like those methods of transportation. However, St. Andrew so much liked being in Italy that manna appeared again after a hundred years.

Now let’s go to the cathedral. Something special awaits you inside. The cathedral’s bronze doors are almost one thousand years old. They were made in Constantinople about the year 1066.

The door of the Amalfi Cathedral. Amalfi, Italy.

One of the pilgrims touches the icon of Saint Andrew on the doors. The metal is shiny after millions of such touches.

There are luxuriant and life-loving baroques inside the cathedral, but you will find some very well preserved frescoes of 14th century too. What a wonderful experience to get married in such a cathedral.

Newly-married in the Amalfi Cathedral. Amalfi, Italy.

Newly-married in the Amalfi Cathedral

The crypt of the Amalfi Cathedral. Amalfi, Italy.

The crypt of the Amalfi Cathedral

The frescoes in the Amalfi Cathedral. Amalfi, Italy.

The frescoes in the Amalfi Cathedral

Yet, the most beautiful part of the Amalfi Cathedral is the crypt of the 13th century. All walls and the ceiling are covered with the frescoes and decorated with fretwork. The relics of Saint Andrew the Apostle have been kept here almost 1,000 years. His sculpture by Michelangelo Naccherino−pupil of the famous Michelangelo−is located in the center. The author of the marble sculptures of St. Stephen and St. Lawrence is very famous too; it is Pietro Bernini, the father of great Gian Lorenzo Bernini. The beauty of the Duomo is unique even for Italy.

The crypt of the Amalfi Cathedral. Amalfi, Italy.

The crypt of the Amalfi Cathedral. Amalfi, Italy.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, you know all the things to do on the Amalfi Coast: take a yacht; travel along the coastline admiring its beautiful views from the sea; and go ashore only for a dinner, and to visit the Amalfi Cathedral.

More about Italy:

The Laocoon Group–My Favorite Greek Mythology Sculpture of the Vatican Museum
Venice: At the Dying Beauty’s Bedside
Our “Thorny” Way to Lake Maggiore in Italy

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56 Responses to “Amalfi Coast or the Most Awful Road in My Life”

  1. newsferret Says:

    Suddenly I am back in the early 1980s

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  2. Trinity Rivers Says:

    Oh I will absolutely take your advice. If I had spent any time on that road I would have concluded the drive by asking to be put in a straight jacket for my own protection.

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  3. wordsfromanneli Says:

    Beautiful post, Victor! I’m sure this place was worth risking your life for.

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  4. Lavish Living Says:

    Really interesting! Sounds worse than driving around the Italian Lakes which we just did in September. I will take your advice and go to Amalfi a different way!

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  5. Andrew Petcher Says:

    Another great post Victor. John Steinbeck wrote about the Amalfi Drive : “Flaming like a meteor we hit the coast, a road, high, high above the blue
    sea, that hooked and corkscrewed on the edge of nothing, a road carefully
    designed to be a little narrower than two cars side by side.”
    I went here in 1976 and again in 2004 – a wonderful experience and thank you for the memories.

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  6. Pinay Flying High Says:

    It reminded me of the roads we ventured on in Greece. Most of the roads there are also carved right out of a mountain, I had my eyes closed almost the whole time that we’re driving. The drive was always worth it though and I can tell that the drive you did towards Amalfi was the same. 🙂

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  7. Debra Kolkka Says:

    I used to live along the Amalfi Coast. The road is not quite as bad in the off season when there are not so many cars on it. It can be quite hair raising in parts.

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  8. sueslaght Says:

    Fabulous post. Definitely stick to the sea! Beautiful photos. Glad you risked your life to get them for your readers 🙂

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  9. Deanna Tennent Masterson Says:

    I found the Amalfi Coast thrilling…..I was a passenger in a taxi or bus so had none of the driver worries. I could live in Ravello forever. The cathedral is beautiful ..wish i’d visited there. Wonderful post & photos!

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  10. Sreejith Nair Says:

    Superb post 🙂

    We have a similar National Highway along the west coast of India, NH-1. Even though it’s a Highway, it’s two lane most of the stretch (more than a 1000 km). After monsoon rains, it would be in such a horrible condition that you can find more “pot holes” than flat areas.

    Anyways, great photos and would like to see the place, from a yacht or helicopter 🙂

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  11. fresh026 Says:

    Haha! Never knew that about the Amalfi Coast, good to have a warning 😉 Great pictures as always!

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  12. fromgreentoblue Says:

    Thanks for sharing. I have taken note of a few of your tips for our journey to Amalfi when we make it.

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  13. Mary Strong-Spaid Says:

    Lovely place….
    Don’t think I would like that road either though.

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  14. Itvara Says:

    Definitely on my Travel check list. I think i’ll check out this place for the cathedral.

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  15. Mandy Says:

    Super post! I must say, I was definitely intending on hiring a car to visit Amalfi and Pompeii on my next visit and I’m so glad I read your post. I’ll dare say my husband will still hire a car but I sure as heck won’t be driving!

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  16. Supriya Mimani Says:

    Hey..absolutely LOVED reading your post..I am new to blogging and my very first post was about Amalfi ( https://burgundybeaches.wordpress.com/2014/01/26/amalfi-the-land-of-lemons/ ) and the two things that fascinated me the most were (a) Lemons (b) The roads and the way people drive there..Coming from India, and that too from Delhi, I thought it was only us who drove as if we owned the roads, but came back a much humble person from Amalfi ;). Much respect for the cars there who somehow do not seem to have as many scratches as I would expect them to have given the way people drive there!! 🙂

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  17. nikki Says:

    you don’t need a yacht to have this view of amalfi. you can take the ferry 🙂

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  18. jayantadeepa Says:

    Absolutely beautifully presented. Although have been to Italy, didn’t go towards this coast. But the lovely roads do remind me of the drive from Nice in France to Monte Carlo. That was another heaven of a drive!

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  19. DublinCasy Says:

    Nice blog and beautiful photos. I have often driven the coast and have not had problems. You just have to get your head in the zone. I have also taken photos of that Cathedral and have had problems. Can I ask what camera and settings you used for the great inside the Cathedral shots?

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  20. Lusa Tomoni Says:

    This is the attractive part is exciting and of Italy come here tourist spot history, and nature, such as monuments and old churches of many other Amalfi Cathedral in Italy, and Ravello Vila over, will be displayed. As guardian Date Many traditional with tasting of wine and gastronomy, live music and entertainment, there are events of the summer is a celebration and festival of the town especially here. Each town of the Amalfi coast, has held tourism and events to promote the culture and traditions.

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  21. Anthony Carrano Says:

    great post. You end it by advising people to take a yacht and see the coast from the sea. I did just that and it is fantastic. A totally different view to appreciate the coast and great restaurants to stop at. I strongly suggest Exclusivecruises.it. They know the coast, have great boats and tours for every budget.

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  22. Yvonne Hellyar Says:

    So pleased to have read your comments. I thought it was just me being paranoid about the Amalfi Coast road (as well as the mountain roads around Arola/Vico Equense where we were staying). It was a nightmare. I think the locals understand how things work and enjoy watching the foreigners squirm and panic. We were side-swiped near Naples and had several near misses around Vico. We also resorted to using the sea eventually. Stunningly beautiful place though!
    Regards Yvonne from South Africa (land of dreadful drivers)

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